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Dilbert – If the Muggles find out, I’ll wipe their memories…

scott — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 15:49:53 +0000

Pointy-haired Boss: “Your quality metric for next year is to win 30% more bid proposals.” Dilbert: “No problem. I’ll use my magic powers to control how much our competitors bid.” Pointy-haired Boss: “I worry that you’re not taking this seriously.” Dilbert: “If the Muggles find out, I’ll wipe their memories.”

Boondoggle: A Search Engine for Democrats

scott — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 17:23:23 +0000

A little political humor to mark the anniversary of the “Stimulus” bill. Enjoy!

Don’t Tell Baldemort

scott — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 17:00:09 +0000

Vijay: “Wally, will you do me a favor?” Wally: “Absolutely, what are friends for? After all, you’d do a favor for *me* if I asked, right?” Vijay: “Um… sure.” Wally: “Of course you would. So do me a favor and don’t ask me to do any favors.” Vijay: “Wow, okay, I did not see that coming.” Asok: “You’re like a [...]

I Decided to Twitter Because…

scott — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:13:14 +0000

I decided to Twitter because everything that pops into my head is fascinating. I don’t have time to write entire sentences, so I’ll just send out one word per day… Riboflavin.

I’m going for a village idiot vibe, with a dash of Quasimodo.

scott — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:25:21 +0000

“What exactly is your Halloween costume supposed to be?” “I’m going for a village idiot vibe, with a dash of Quasimodo.” “Why does it seem so familiar?” “I’m someone’s management style.”

Dilbert: The CEO and the Senator

scott — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 15:43:13 +0000

I’m sure most Senator’s are guilty of this at some point in their political career. That’s what makes it kind of not funny.

Pork As Seen Through The Eyes Of Those Who Benefit From It

scott — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 16:22:04 +0000

How appropriate that today the Senate Finance Committee is voting on the Baucus Health Care Socialist Pork Bill.

The Ant and the Grasshopper – Then and Now

scott — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 19:12:56 +0000

Two versions…two different morals.. Then: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has [...]

The Hand That Gives You Up

scott — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 04:09:03 +0000

Nine Inch Nails – The Hand That Feeds versus Rick Astley – Never Gonna Give You Up

Never Gonna Give Your Teen Spirit Up

scott — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 03:00:46 +0000

Nirvana – Smells Like Teen Spirit versus Rick Astley – Never Gonna Give You Up Smells Like Rick Astley.

“A Single Dime”

scott — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:13:54 +0000

If your family earns less than $250,000 a year, you will not see your taxes increased a single dime… Cap & Trade passes 219 – 212. Actual number of dimes Cap & Trade will cost you. Source: RedState.com

Democracy is a Form of _____________.

scott — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 20:57:00 +0000

Source: IBDeditorials.com/cartoons – Michael Ramirez

Crash and Burn

cdimmick — Sat, 02 May 2009 23:41:32 +0000

Where do I begin with this oddly hilarious story? Well, when I was growing up I lived for quite some time in Puyallup, WA. I believe I went from 3rd-6th grade there.

Now, apparently in that little town there was a plane crash recently. The pilot (who hasn’t beed identified yet) had engine problems shortly after taking off from a nearby airport. The Cessna 182 was reportedly about 150 feet off the ground when the engine just quit. His first reaction was to try to turn the plane around and land the plane. Smart idea in concept but it didn’t end up working as he had planned. The plane slammed into a fence, then flipped over and landed on a large collection of portable toilets that were in the secured storage facility that he landed in.

The pilot was able to walk away from the accident and apparently had no injuries at all besides obviously being a bit shaken up. There are so many jokes that one could make on this topic that I think i’ll leave it alone just this once. Way too easy….